Grumpy pet apparel for people who are done pretending. Designed by two cats with zero patience.
Every item is printed after you order it. Checkout happens on Etsy.
Current prices and deals are on Etsy. Want your own pet drawn? Custom pet portraits →
a dachshund tee, worn by nobody's dachshund.
See dog teesMlemAndBlep started with Cookie and Chestnut — two golden-shaded cats with strong opinions and no cute filter. Every design is a tribute to the grumpy, the sarcastic, and the brutally honest. Not cute. Just honest.
— C & C, unimpressed
Each piece is printed after you order it, so there is no overstock sitting in a warehouse. Production takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
Our print partners make and ship every order from the United States.
Returns are accepted within 30 days, as set out in our Etsy shop policies.
